








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 426 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




315 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6092 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5501 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4593 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5150 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,714,952 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 843 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friendly Neighbourhood Stoner | +9.59 | 94 | 24 |
| #2 | Guts | +6.08 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | nubber | +1.24 | 33 | 56 |
| #4 | Royal_Taz | +0.98 | 41 | 58 |
| #5 | Daryl_Ar0n | +0.77 | 61 | 47 |





