








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 649 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 168 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2516 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2171 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1937 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,598 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STeW | 50% | 115 |
| #2 | LittleSnek | 48% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STeW | 50% | 115 |
| #2 | LittleSnek | 48% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittleSnek | 67 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | STeW | 57 | 0.0257 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STeW | 636 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | LittleSnek | 568 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittleSnek | +3.04 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | STeW | +0.36 | 43 | 45 |
| #3 | Roberto | -1.35 | 48 | 47 |





