








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 41% |
| Smokes | 221 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 262 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 212 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,220 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | -neveu | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | RazvaN | 40% | 25 |
| #7 | neymarjr | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | Inocențiu | 25% | 8 |
| #9 | sofer pe amazon | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COCO | 83 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | sofer pe amazon | 22 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | -neveu | 21 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | neymarjr | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kratos | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratos | +1.59 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | RazvaN | +1.54 | 88 | 48 |
| #3 | Fidaa the uan | +1.06 | 72 | 36 |
| #4 | COCO | -0.11 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | Inocențiu | -0.43 | 68 | 40 |





