








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
20 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15 | 39% |
| Smokes | 12 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 11 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 0 | 0% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,669 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olkka | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Versku | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Corona Rona | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Azamat Vitaliev | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olkka | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Versku | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Corona Rona | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Azamat Vitaliev | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Versku | 5 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | Olkka | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Corona Rona | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Azamat Vitaliev | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olkka | +2.03 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | Corona Rona | +1.27 | 38 | 63 |
| #3 | Versku | -1.32 | 25 | 52 |
| #4 | GingU | -3.11 | 41 | 28 |
| #5 | Azamat Vitaliev | -5.12 | 49 | 14 |





