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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1487 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1530 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2061 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1933 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,268 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ko0Ko0 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Deepshadow | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | P1nkyy | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | teenie pickleton 🥒 | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | ★Mr Puma★ | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teenie pickleton 🥒 | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | P1nkyy | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Ko0Ko0 | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Deepshadow | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Mr Puma★ | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ko0Ko0 | 47 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♡Mrs Puma♡ | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ~Blair Graves~ | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Deepshadow | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Mr Puma★ | +7.70 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Ko0Ko0 | +1.82 | 51 | 63 |
| #3 | \_IV_PrO_/ Jib_Jib | +1.75 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Sussy♿︎Baka | +1.44 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | Deepshadow | +0.31 | 53 | 28 |





