








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3946 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3708 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3932 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3599 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,437 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiba | 62% | 55 |
| #2 | zynull | 61% | 87 |
| #3 | Kazin | 58% | 120 |
| #4 | Yoshimura | 58% | 64 |
| #5 | damonz1ka | 57% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazin | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | damonz1ka | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | zynull | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | shiba | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | rodo, the creator | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zynull | +3.74 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | shiba | +2.57 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | uiles | +2.42 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | damonz1ka | +2.27 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | rodo, the creator | +1.35 | 58 | 61 |





