








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1545 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3306 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1698 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2268 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $799,826 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeabZ F10 | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | Sam | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | mzRmeister | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | [UDv] iTzGhosT csgobig.com | 56% | 160 |
| #5 | ol3- | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheFunkyHomosapien | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | maiikk | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | [UDv] iTzGhosT csgobig.com | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Sam | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | mzRmeister | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [UDv] iTzGhosT csgobig.com | 455 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | TheFunkyHomosapien | 400 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | maiikk | 317 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | ol3- | 299 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | Sam | 240 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st1ck ツ | +2.60 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | [UDv] iTzGhosT csgobig.com | +0.81 | 62 | 62 |
| #3 | mzRmeister | +0.02 | 87 | 73 |
| #4 | ol3- | -0.30 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | Sam | -0.44 | 60 | 64 |





