








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1039 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 566 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,392 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | d2f | 64% | 11 |
| #8 | frog | 62% | 13 |
| #9 | alex42-iwnl- | 57% | 14 |
| #10 | Tax Evader | 50% | 10 |
| #11 | lyzz | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyzz | 8 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | rivr | 7 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | DiFF | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Sonansii | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | alex42-iwnl- | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiFF | 100 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lyzz | 100 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | lyzz | 70 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sonansii | 56 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | d2f | 56 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ | +3.81 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | Lyzz | +3.00 | 67 | 36 |
| #3 | alex42-iwnl- | +2.57 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | DiFF | +0.85 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | d2f | -0.48 | 68 | 63 |





