








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2863 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4167 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6347 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3865 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,538,431 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AbcGlitched | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | F1 | 53% | 334 |
| #3 | nxos | 52% | 330 |
| #4 | Hawk3D | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AbcGlitched | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | F1 | 53% | 334 |
| #3 | nxos | 52% | 330 |
| #4 | Hawk3D | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nxos | 55 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | F1 | 49 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Hawk3D | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | AbcGlitched | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nxos | 367 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #2 | F1 | 241 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hawk3D | 149 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | AbcGlitched | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | true american patriot | +2.18 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | AbcGlitched | +0.50 | 72 | 11 |
| #3 | nxos | -0.19 | 62 | 36 |
| #4 | F1 | -0.30 | 53 | 34 |
| #5 | Hawk3D | -3.02 | 42 | 41 |





