








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 6% |
| Smokes | 961 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 653 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 732 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,256 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reruchoupie | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Right Tower | 48% | 156 |
| #3 | Gold Ship | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reruchoupie | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Right Tower | 48% | 156 |
| #3 | Gold Ship | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Right Tower | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | reruchoupie | 12 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Gold Ship | 4 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Right Tower | 82 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | Gold Ship | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | reruchoupie | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reruchoupie | +3.70 | 67 | 45 |
| #2 | Right Tower | +1.26 | 54 | 29 |
| #3 | Left tower | +0.31 | 46 | 28 |
| #4 | Gold Ship | -3.51 | 21 | 36 |





