








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1086 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




212 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8170 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5577 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5416 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5372 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,202 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | Vojto™ | 61% | 77 |
| #3 | Zrudlocker | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | marko mikrovlnka | 50% | 290 |
| #5 | Gaculik | 49% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | Vojto™ | 61% | 77 |
| #3 | Zrudlocker | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | marko mikrovlnka | 50% | 290 |
| #5 | Gaculik | 49% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marko mikrovlnka | 111 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | Gaculik | 56 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | Vojto™ | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Zrudlocker | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marko mikrovlnka | 724 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Gaculik | 334 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Vojto™ | 279 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zrudlocker | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThomaS | +2.93 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | marko mikrovlnka | +2.05 | 91 | 53 |
| #3 | Vojto™ | +0.83 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | Gaculik | -0.13 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | -1.21 | 72 | 50 |





