








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 151 | 6% |
| Smokes | 847 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1190 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,437 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTino³ #Genk | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | BertSquirt #Apen | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | Lndy1991 | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | MrToni #Genk | 51% | 134 |
| #5 | kennieSchieten | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTino³ #Genk | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | BertSquirt #Apen | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | Lndy1991 | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | MrToni #Genk | 51% | 134 |
| #5 | kennieSchieten | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrToni #Genk | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | BertSquirt #Apen | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | MrTino³ #Genk | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrToni #Genk | 413 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | BertSquirt #Apen | 55 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | MrTino³ #Genk | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | kennieSchieten | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lndy1991 | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BertSquirt #Apen | +4.35 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | MrTino³ #Genk | +1.85 | 49 | 42 |
| #3 | MrToni #Genk | +0.01 | 49 | 56 |
| #4 | kennieSchieten | -0.37 | 39 | 29 |
| #5 | B4sh | -0.83 | 62 | 23 |





