








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
68 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20 | 17% |
| Smokes | 25 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 40 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 31 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,367 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImperialSmol | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | 3 Point Layup | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | mance | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | YaBoyAaron | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Fachko | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | YaBoyAaron | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Fachko | 20% | 5 |
| #6 | D'Leto | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | Uncle Iroh | 0% | 2 |
| #8 | Mellow-K | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D'Leto | 13 | 0.28 | 0 min |
| #2 | mance | 8 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #3 | Uncle Iroh | 7 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | YaBoyAaron | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | 3 Point Layup | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mance | +9.52 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | LuckyNotGood | +2.67 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Fachko | +1.12 | 65 | 15 |
| #4 | YaBoyAaron | +0.12 | 46 | 43 |
| #5 | D'Leto | -1.45 | 31 | 67 |





