








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2031 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1716 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2850 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2280 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,088 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zootier | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | KcQ^ | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | Ivo | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | MXdpr *e-Tight# | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | samsetsunai | 43% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivo | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Zootier | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | MXdpr *e-Tight# | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | samsetsunai | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | KcQ^ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralfeee | +2.87 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | KcQ^ | +1.45 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | MXdpr *e-Tight# | +1.27 | 77 | 19 |
| #4 | Zootier | +0.53 | 87 | 55 |
| #5 | Ivo | -0.29 | 80 | 52 |





