








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2415 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2451 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1496 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $498,538 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remo | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | Peksu | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | big yoshi | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | Hibsni | 50% | 92 |
| #5 | Modest Mikhail | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Peksu | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | big yoshi | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | Hibsni | 50% | 92 |
| #5 | Modest Mikhail | 46% | 50 |
| #6 | jekku | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | big yoshi | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Modest Mikhail | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Peksu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Hibsni | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | jekku | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peksu | 471 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | big yoshi | 385 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Hibsni | 148 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Remo | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Modest Mikhail | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peksu | +2.48 | 61 | 60 |
| #2 | -Djkana | +1.81 | 65 | 54 |
| #3 | big yoshi | +1.25 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Remo | +0.79 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | Modest Mikhail | -0.94 | 42 | 47 |





