








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 128 | 37% |
| Smokes | 91 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 81 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 47 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,804 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoros | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | AxelBlaze! | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | BuNnY -iwnl- | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Swaggyyy | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | Nigh_Flasher | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AxelBlaze! | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | BuNnY -iwnl- | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Swaggyyy | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | Nigh_Flasher | 20% | 5 |
| #6 | DhavaL #Road_To_IO_Arcana | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swaggyyy | 3 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | AxelBlaze! | 3 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | BuNnY -iwnl- | 1 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AxelBlaze! | 29 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Swaggyyy | 28 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nigh_Flasher | 19 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | zoros | 19 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #5 | BuNnY -iwnl- | 12 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swaggyyy | +3.81 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | Nigh_Flasher | +1.31 | 66 | 37 |
| #3 | zoros | +1.05 | 53 | 65 |
| #4 | AxelBlaze! | -0.69 | 81 | 52 |
| #5 | Shaggy | -0.90 | 64 | 47 |





