








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3621 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3151 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2986 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,326,776 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | 你好 JFCT | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | droh | 51% | 175 |
| #4 | iO | 51% | 190 |
| #5 | Vince | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 你好 JFCT | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | droh | 51% | 175 |
| #4 | iO | 51% | 190 |
| #5 | Vince | 49% | 72 |
| #6 | burek od sira | 48% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iO | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | droh | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | burek od sira | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Vince | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | droh | 753 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Vince | 364 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | iO | 359 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | burek od sira | 83 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | 你好 JFCT | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | droh | +1.76 | 82 | 80 |
| #2 | 你好 JFCT | +0.76 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Lucas | +0.47 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | scxrpixN | +0.08 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | burek od sira | -0.42 | 63 | 39 |





