








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 905 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1151 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 908 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1068 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $543,793 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1nner | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Quasi #stillnoform | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Krzysztof Kononowicz | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | zary | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | mick | 2 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1nner | 282 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Strife | 268 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Quasi #stillnoform | 169 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Habi | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | zary | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mick | +3.12 | 67 | 43 |
| #2 | Sk1nner | +2.18 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | Strife | +1.64 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | Habi | +1.43 | 57 | 69 |
| #5 | Quasi #stillnoform | +0.98 | 66 | 61 |





