








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1093 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1633 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1115 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3990 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,011,304 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 702 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert´s pajk | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | Peter's Pajk | 52% | 339 |
| #3 | Little nigglet | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert´s pajk | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | Peter's Pajk | 52% | 339 |
| #3 | Little nigglet | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter's Pajk | 38 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Robert´s pajk | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Little nigglet | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter's Pajk | 1470 | 0.20 | 41 min |
| #2 | Little nigglet | 94 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Robert´s pajk | 57 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter's Pajk | +1.20 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Robert´s pajk | -0.40 | 74 | 46 |
| #3 | Moistman CSGOEMPIRE.COM | -0.44 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | Little nigglet | -1.10 | 56 | 63 |





