








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 706 | 21% |
| Smokes | 907 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 888 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 874 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,585 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1RANT | 86% | 21 |
| #2 | Sham3less | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | JackeyBoy | 65% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1RANT | 86% | 21 |
| #2 | Sham3less | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | JackeyBoy | 65% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JackeyBoy | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | T1RANT | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1RANT | 74 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | JackeyBoy | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sham3less | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1RANT | +4.60 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Flame[Edshot machine] | +0.18 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | JackeyBoy | +0.15 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Sham3less | -0.75 | 75 | 38 |





