








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3667 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4146 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3331 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,235 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarTy | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Rocky | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | unknowN | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | Rekkitsean | 46% | 170 |
| #5 | MrWacko | 46% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | unknowN | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | Rekkitsean | 46% | 170 |
| #5 | MrWacko | 46% | 79 |
| #6 | Restarted% | 45% | 167 |
| #7 | Je moeder | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekkitsean | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | MarTy | 7 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Rocky | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Je moeder | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | MrWacko | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekkitsean | 294 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Restarted% | 160 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | MrWacko | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Je moeder | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | MarTy | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ira | +2.17 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | Restarted% | +0.58 | 43 | 49 |
| #3 | Rocky | +0.54 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | MarTy | -1.27 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | unknowN | -1.30 | 44 | 67 |





