








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 386 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 199 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1373 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1854 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,766,923 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i play with 1 hand | 28 | 0.0359 |
| #2 | Bu3chi | 27 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | na_zarek “skins.army” | 21 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | wszk | 16 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Banku skins.army | 12 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bu3chi | 477 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | wszk | 401 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | votekick | 114 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | i play with 1 hand | 103 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Banku skins.army | 66 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i play with 1 hand | +3.45 | 47 | 26 |
| #2 | ♿serious | +1.42 | 43 | 20 |
| #3 | Bu3chi | +1.26 | 52 | 59 |
| #4 | wszk | -0.61 | 36 | 55 |
| #5 | votekick | -2.13 | 15 | 37 |





