








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1206 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1452 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1656 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2049 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,524,591 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1vinity | 62% | 69 |
| #2 | mikkel | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | ✪ AmR64 | 55% | 101 |
| #4 | SyKo | 50% | 256 |
| #5 | Peter griefer | 48% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1vinity | 62% | 69 |
| #2 | mikkel | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | ✪ AmR64 | 55% | 101 |
| #4 | SyKo | 50% | 256 |
| #5 | Peter griefer | 48% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyKo | 26 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Peter griefer | 19 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | d1vinity | 15 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | ✪ AmR64 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | mikkel | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyKo | 524 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✪ AmR64 | 261 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Peter griefer | 213 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | d1vinity | 153 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | mikkel | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyKo | +2.39 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | mikkel | +1.71 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | Grand Dragon Bananaman | +1.11 | 76 | 38 |
| #4 | d1vinity | +0.24 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | ✪ AmR64 | -0.10 | 57 | 65 |





