








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1035 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 628 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 217 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6027 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10573 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 4155 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6228 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,393,523 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 789 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil PEPE | 52% | 79 |
| #2 | Autist_Kush | 49% | 592 |
| #3 | LilAutist | 49% | 518 |
| #4 | COCO | 44% | 123 |
| #5 | Perfetto | 43% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil PEPE | 52% | 79 |
| #2 | Autist_Kush | 49% | 592 |
| #3 | LilAutist | 49% | 518 |
| #4 | COCO | 44% | 123 |
| #5 | Perfetto | 43% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autist_Kush | 60 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | LilAutist | 59 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | COCO | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Perfetto | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | lil PEPE | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autist_Kush | 2463 | 0.20 | 58 min |
| #2 | LilAutist | 1580 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #3 | COCO | 187 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | lil PEPE | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Perfetto | 60 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autist_Kush | +1.14 | 42 | 65 |
| #2 | LilAutist | +1.07 | 51 | 62 |
| #3 | lil PEPE | +0.82 | 40 | 42 |
| #4 | One Piece=Want Peace | -1.02 | 35 | 59 |
| #5 | COCO | -3.15 | 31 | 21 |





