








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 873 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3749 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3892 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7395 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4428 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,445,779 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NastyCrown | 48% | 530 |
| #2 | Prestiek | 48% | 271 |
| #3 | Vixen | 45% | 582 |
| #4 | Mr_Blazing_Panda | 45% | 83 |
| #5 | Ctrl_08 | 27% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NastyCrown | 48% | 530 |
| #2 | Prestiek | 48% | 271 |
| #3 | Vixen | 45% | 582 |
| #4 | Mr_Blazing_Panda | 45% | 83 |
| #5 | Ctrl_08 | 27% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prestiek | 28 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | NastyCrown | 22 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Vixen | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Mr_Blazing_Panda | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Ctrl_08 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NastyCrown | 495 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #2 | Prestiek | 180 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mr_Blazing_Panda | 95 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vixen | 72 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ctrl_08 | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ctrl_08 | +3.05 | 52 | 55 |
| #2 | NastyCrown | +2.16 | 50 | 38 |
| #3 | [RGM] TTVpapsakie | +2.16 | 41 | 49 |
| #4 | Prestiek | +0.27 | 33 | 36 |
| #5 | Mr_Blazing_Panda | -1.41 | 21 | 36 |





