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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 133 | 10% |
| Smokes | 564 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 252 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 337 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $269,565 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaNaty | 45% | 11 |
| #2 | JoseeH11 | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | AИID | 32% | 34 |
| #4 | E r 4 s m o | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaNaty | 45% | 11 |
| #2 | JoseeH11 | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | AИID | 32% | 34 |
| #4 | E r 4 s m o | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AИID | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AИID | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | LaNaty | 43 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | JoseeH11 | 31 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | E r 4 s m o | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoseeH11 | +1.80 | 24 | 83 |
| #2 | AИID | +1.25 | 62 | 45 |
| #3 | E r 4 s m o | +0.14 | 16 | 64 |
| #4 | √-1 | -0.54 | 46 | 28 |
| #5 | LaNaty | -4.13 | 56 | 67 |





