








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 753 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5769 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6038 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4220 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5859 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,003,791 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 981 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cato | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | Erocne | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | aTOMic | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cato | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | Erocne | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | aTOMic | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cato | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Erocne | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | aTOMic | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cato | 382 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | aTOMic | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Erocne | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cato | +1.30 | 49 | 70 |
| #2 | Erocne | +0.01 | 52 | 46 |
| #3 | zosia | -0.87 | 37 | 54 |
| #4 | aTOMic | -1.67 | 27 | 72 |





