








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 27 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3190 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4064 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3491 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,617 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinN | +6.72 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | g3om | +2.01 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Your Stepdad | +1.14 | 78 | 42 |
| #4 | The Cat in the Cat | +0.93 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Our Lord and Saver | +0.76 | 86 | 58 |





