








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 556 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




422 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5365 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6345 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5215 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5330 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,858,479 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaD^ | 53% | 98 |
| #2 | Mr. Bob Duncanington | 51% | 401 |
| #3 | john xina | 49% | 137 |
| #4 | Stewie2Gay | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | OzOne | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaD^ | 53% | 98 |
| #2 | Mr. Bob Duncanington | 51% | 401 |
| #3 | john xina | 49% | 137 |
| #4 | Stewie2Gay | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | OzOne | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Bob Duncanington | 197 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | CaD^ | 57 | 0.0280 |
| #3 | john xina | 32 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Stewie2Gay | 17 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | OzOne | 9 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Bob Duncanington | 785 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | CaD^ | 398 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | john xina | 350 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Stewie2Gay | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | OzOne | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. iTropsington | +2.93 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Mr. Bob Duncanington | +2.57 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | CaD^ | +0.82 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | john xina | -0.87 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Stewie2Gay | -1.72 | 49 | 54 |





