








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 994 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7347 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7098 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10041 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7508 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,289,022 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lizard Ẉizard | 59% | 222 |
| #2 | SimonKas | 54% | 150 |
| #3 | BOT Hypsu | 52% | 205 |
| #4 | Tm | $ | 52% | 689 |
| #5 | Kotone | 51% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BOT Hypsu | 52% | 205 |
| #4 | Tm | $ | 52% | 689 |
| #5 | Kotone | 51% | 91 |
| #6 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 51% | 277 |
| #7 | SelectOrr | 50% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tm | $ | 46 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Lizard Ẉizard | 30 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | SelectOrr | 29 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 26 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | BOT Hypsu | 17 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tm | $ | 1344 | 0.09 | 31 min |
| #2 | SelectOrr | 632 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | i'm Mota 🍁 | 536 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | BOT Hypsu | 468 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | SimonKas | 329 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lizard Ẉizard | +3.35 | 55 | 44 |
| #2 | Tm | $ | +1.63 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Kotone | +1.47 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | SimonKas | +0.94 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | -Tm®. | -0.52 | 44 | 59 |





