








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 98 | 16% |
| Smokes | 198 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 94 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 206 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,897 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lunden | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | サソリ | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Flower Power | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | ZaFe PPump | 38% | 29 |
| #5 | Nybergs | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ZaFe InYourFaZe | 25% | 12 |
| #11 | ✪ PotatoCast | 20% | 5 |
| #12 | Smilemust | 17% | 6 |
| #13 | DarcyEM | 17% | 6 |
| #14 | ZaFe JewDestroyer69 | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaFe PPump | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nybergs | 53 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ZaFe InYourFaZe | 47 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | ZaFe brapp | 44 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #5 | vattenkokaren | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaFe brapp | +4.90 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | Flower Power | +4.38 | 94 | 57 |
| #3 | Smilemust | +4.02 | 84 | 50 |
| #4 | ZaFe PPump | +3.14 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Nybergs | +3.08 | 68 | 68 |





