








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 20% |
| Smokes | 841 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 592 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 715 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,318 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0s3h | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | jackinho | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | seva | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | fantomlya | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | czRamtin03 | FaZe Babica | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0s3h | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | jackinho | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | seva | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | fantomlya | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | czRamtin03 | FaZe Babica | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fantomlya | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | seva | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | jackinho | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | czRamtin03 | FaZe Babica | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seva | 96 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | fantomlya | 83 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | jackinho | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | czRamtin03 | FaZe Babica | 22 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | J0s3h | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seva | +4.79 | 98 | 61 |
| #2 | fantomlya | +2.66 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | Trib3l- | +2.26 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | jackinho | +0.97 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | czRamtin03 | FaZe Babica | -1.85 | 49 | 53 |





