








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4244 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3363 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1834 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2498 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,995 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯ Uchiha Madara ☯ | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | addd | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | zn1x | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Обезьяна Д Пакси | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | addd | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | zn1x | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Обезьяна Д Пакси | 51% | 49 |
| #6 | Naruto Kaneki | 50% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | addd | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Naruto Kaneki | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ☯ Uchiha Madara ☯ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Обезьяна Д Пакси | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naruto Kaneki | 931 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | Señor Vac | 360 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Обезьяна Д Пакси | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☯ Uchiha Madara ☯ | 162 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | addd | 145 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | addd | +1.75 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Обезьяна Д Пакси | +1.54 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | Naruto Kaneki | +0.75 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | ✪ SaNs ✪ | +0.60 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | Señor Vac | -0.31 | 70 | 69 |





