








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4195 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3388 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4112 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4474 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,897 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 760 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 勇明浩然宇航 | 52% | 89 |
| #4 | LAUPINH0 | 52% | 120 |
| #5 | LwZ- | 52% | 91 |
| #6 | bruninho | 50% | 234 |
| #7 | GG | 49% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LAUPINH0 | 54 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | 勇明浩然宇航 | 34 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | bruninho | 25 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | LwZ- | 22 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | Norqi | 14 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruninho | 586 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | LAUPINH0 | 325 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | GG | 219 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Norqi | 183 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | 勇明浩然宇航 | 181 | 0.10 | 5 min |





