








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1300 | 38% |
| Smokes | 583 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 748 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 792 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,429 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 764 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eclipse | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Casio | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Clearoot | 49% | 167 |
| #4 | ✪ Kara | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eclipse | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Casio | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Clearoot | 49% | 167 |
| #4 | ✪ Kara | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Kara | 19 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Clearoot | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | eclipse | 4 | 0.0209 |
| #4 | Casio | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clearoot | 499 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✪ Kara | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Casio | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | eclipse | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Kara | +1.86 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Clearoot | +0.79 | 85 | 46 |
| #3 | lucakaia | +0.65 | 89 | 55 |
| #4 | eclipse | -0.53 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | Casio | -2.38 | 75 | 47 |





