








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3435 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4182 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3512 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3604 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,838,601 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nowiie | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | ルシファー | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | JOCA | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | .::☣✟K@Ppa✟☣::. | 51% | 237 |
| #5 | mOviE | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nowiie | +4.79 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | KevinS | +3.34 | 70 | 61 |
| #3 | JOCA | +2.14 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | .::☣✟K@Ppa✟☣::. | +2.13 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | ルシファー | +1.79 | 84 | 47 |





