








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1572 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1494 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1317 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1165 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,772 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MagguS Bree | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Gaier Bree | 51% | 107 |
| #3 | Bender Bree | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MagguS Bree | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Gaier Bree | 51% | 107 |
| #3 | Bender Bree | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaier Bree | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | MagguS Bree | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Bender Bree | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaier Bree | 200 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Bender Bree | 98 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | MagguS Bree | 76 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pendejo 𐚁 | +1.66 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | MagguS Bree | -0.07 | 64 | 44 |
| #3 | Gaier Bree | -0.19 | 52 | 66 |
| #4 | Bender Bree | -2.75 | 53 | 36 |





