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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1288 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1192 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 499 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 920 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,244 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trasht^lker | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | dzenkinski | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | ?shiz1k" | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | Karls Beng | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trasht^lker | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | dzenkinski | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | ?shiz1k" | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | Karls Beng | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ?shiz1k" | 16 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | trasht^lker | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | dzenkinski | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ?shiz1k" | 170 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | trasht^lker | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | dzenkinski | 26 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Karls Beng | 22 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trasht^lker | +2.44 | 59 | 51 |
| #2 | Kubusz | +0.90 | 66 | 57 |
| #3 | dzenkinski | +0.88 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | Karls Beng | +0.63 | 45 | 67 |
| #5 | ?shiz1k" | +0.40 | 77 | 63 |





