








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 30 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 281 | 51% |
| Smokes | 13 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 236 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 17 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $64,113 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Singe | 39% | 56 |
| #2 | MelaLaPOMME | 29% | 17 |
| #3 | Godefroy Le Trublion | 23% | 13 |
| #4 | 12ans et déjà bg | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Singe | 39% | 56 |
| #2 | MelaLaPOMME | 29% | 17 |
| #3 | Godefroy Le Trublion | 23% | 13 |
| #4 | 12ans et déjà bg | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MelaLaPOMME | 10 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | Godefroy Le Trublion | 10 | 0.0365 |
| #3 | Singe | 8 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | 12ans et déjà bg | 2 | 0.0177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MelaLaPOMME | 32 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Singe | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | 12ans et déjà bg | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Godefroy Le Trublion | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MelaLaPOMME | +2.24 | 62 | 49 |
| #2 | 12ans et déjà bg | +1.01 | 9 | 50 |
| #3 | Singe | -0.10 | 37 | 27 |
| #4 | GatsuAAAA | -2.57 | 22 | 30 |
| #5 | Godefroy Le Trublion | -4.77 | 22 | 29 |





