








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3379 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2153 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2405 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3201 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,085 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RomcekCz | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | gamersonline2 | 40% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RomcekCz | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | gamersonline2 | 40% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamersonline2 | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | RomcekCz | 8 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamersonline2 | 488 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | RomcekCz | 83 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I need more vicodin | +3.66 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | RomcekCz | -1.06 | 72 | 50 |
| #3 | gamersonline2 | -6.85 | 17 | 39 |





