








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2700 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1126 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1044 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,264 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo Marçal Herói Nacional | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | ChapO | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | 𝒱ℯ𝓁𝓁ℯ𝓏 | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | g0lden | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | dudu | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qu1rqu1c10us jr | 17 | 0.0554 |
| #2 | <> | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | ChapO | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | g0lden | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | dudu | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <> | 119 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | ChapO | 109 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | g0lden | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | dudu | 81 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Alex Poatan | 64 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dudu | +2.64 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | mgl | +1.61 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | pierre666 | +1.47 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | ChapO | +1.43 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | wcrj | +1.13 | 54 | 68 |





