








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 917 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1859 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1573 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2078 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,207 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGKASSUZ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | SenioritaVac | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Jimiiih | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGKASSUZ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | SenioritaVac | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Jimiiih | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SenioritaVac | 10 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Jimiiih | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SenioritaVac | 139 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jimiiih | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | OGKASSUZ | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SenioritaVac | +3.32 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | ronski | +1.48 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | OGKASSUZ | -0.47 | 60 | 56 |
| #4 | Jimiiih | -2.05 | 68 | 55 |





