








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 747 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9581 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7782 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5571 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5156 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,683 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ NesBlack ⛟ | 52% | 83 |
| #6 | Wainer Rinkler ⛟ | 51% | 86 |
| #7 | Ad | 51% | 132 |
| #8 | Painis | 46% | 210 |
| #9 | Ecki ⛟ | 45% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speak russian = me troll -iknm- | +3.38 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | Enriko (ischleck.aya) | +1.76 | 60 | 75 |
| #3 | Thomas | -0.01 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | zahnpastadodger | -0.47 | 84 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪ NesBlack ⛟ | -1.06 | 44 | 54 |





