








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 614 | 26% |
| Smokes | 507 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 598 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 604 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,556 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skiTTTzOFRENIA | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Jas3ąb | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Krecik | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | gokarn | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Zach | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gokarn | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zach | +3.76 | 76 | 77 |
| #2 | gokarn | +1.16 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Revolutionize | -0.67 | 51 | 74 |
| #4 | weku | -1.07 | 57 | 57 |
| #5 | Krecik | -1.20 | 70 | 70 |





