








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 791 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1009 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 584 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 879 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,803 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TiPrime | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | joaomcjoly | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | plot | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | _RAVEN_18_ | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Jabo | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | _RAVEN_18_ | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Jabo | 53% | 57 |
| #6 | kingsis | 46% | 56 |
| #7 | PATO | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | FELLA | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kingsis | 17 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Jabo | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | plot | 11 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | joaomcjoly | 5 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | ✪ TiPrime | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plot | 284 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | Jabo | 201 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | kingsis | 118 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | joaomcjoly | 89 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | _RAVEN_18_ | 62 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TiPrime | +3.31 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | kingsis | +2.37 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | _RAVEN_18_ | +2.32 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Jabo | +1.59 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | plot | +1.05 | 72 | 74 |





