








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 430 | 23% |
| Smokes | 580 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 335 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 491 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,870 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | NakanoLeo | 50% | 6 |
| #11 | PLSWIN | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | smilol🃏 | 44% | 9 |
| #13 | mkw | 42% | 12 |
| #14 | De3tr0y | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JET0 | 6 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | ඞ | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | hủng dồg | 4 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | _chaechae_1 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | NakanoLeo | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JET0 | 113 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | mkw | 66 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | PLSWIN | 61 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | ඞ | 57 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | _chaechae_1 | 52 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hủng dồg | +5.08 | 98 | 47 |
| #2 | weads | +4.05 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | ඞ | +3.17 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | wasd | +2.95 | 86 | 54 |
| #5 | _chaechae_1 | +2.90 | 95 | 58 |





