








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6 | 3% |
| Smokes | 180 | 81% |
| HE Grenades | 25 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 12 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,900 of utility $7 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncanny | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Dzfy | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | Teva | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | Oh Sorry Babe | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncanny | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Dzfy | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | Teva | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | Oh Sorry Babe | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oh Sorry Babe | 57 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Teva | 30 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dzfy | 23 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Uncanny | 14 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncanny | +11.30 | 83 | 80 |
| #2 | Dzfy | +8.29 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | Teva | +5.77 | 66 | 45 |
| #4 | Oh Sorry Babe | -1.41 | 17 | 58 |
| #5 | lilknucks15 | -8.14 | 1 | 11 |





