








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4196 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4522 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2838 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4661 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,111,199 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meet Niko Cousin | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | zimmyyy | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | [S]Clasher™ | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Sabrina | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ion know how to GTR peek Stututu | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zimmyyy | 1220 | 0.37 | 38 min |
| #2 | Sabrina | 963 | 0.37 | 30 min |
| #3 | Meet Niko Cousin | 849 | 0.27 | 24 min |
| #4 | [S]Clasher™ | 392 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #5 | gfi | 326 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🦅 | +5.90 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | [S]Clasher™ | +4.76 | 89 | 73 |
| #3 | gfi | +4.53 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | Sabrina | +3.75 | 83 | 80 |
| #5 | Teh Hong Piow | +1.49 | 67 | 54 |





