








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 565 | 38% |
| Smokes | 344 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $85,585 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #19 | arazez | 60% | 10 |
| #20 | haznoodle | 60% | 10 |
| #21 | trouto | 50% | 4 |
| #22 | Keto | 50% | 4 |
| #23 | Fogel | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edeninho | 4 | 0.0430 |
| #2 | ✪ s0ra | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | arazez | 3 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | haznoodle | 3 | 0.0156 |
| #5 | jod | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jod | 51 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | arazez | 46 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ s0ra | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hazzernator | 40 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | haznoodle | 37 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hazzernator | +3.57 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | yz0 | +2.43 | 89 | 50 |
| #3 | ARTZ | +2.10 | 86 | 73 |
| #4 | trouto | +1.33 | 88 | 68 |
| #5 | delew0w | +0.87 | 74 | 41 |





