








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3116 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2136 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1478 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1828 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,848 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Hoper | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | GinezUp | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | 312 | 58% | 77 |
| #4 | TheOrc | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | hakai | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GinezUp | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | 312 | 58% | 77 |
| #4 | TheOrc | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | hakai | 53% | 34 |
| #6 | [Adrial] | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Adrial] | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Le Hoper | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | hakai | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 312 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GinezUp | 308 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | 312 | 303 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | [Adrial] | 232 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Le Hoper | 135 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | hakai | 112 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rag | +2.33 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | 312 | +0.59 | 53 | 63 |
| #3 | GinezUp | +0.29 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | TheOrc | -0.06 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | [Adrial] | -0.44 | 67 | 64 |





